faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies


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I bought a TV to watch the game’s on Sunday’s;
I bought a Coffee Maker to get me through the Monday’s;
I bought a Book to read myself to bed on Tuesday’s;
I bought a Video Game to play with on slow Wednesday’s;
I bought a Laptop to catch up on the new’s on Thursday’s;
I bought some Vodka for the parties for the Friday’s;
I bought some Trash Bags to clean on Saturday’s.

Yet I wish I could 
Have bought more time 
With you. 

(By: poetryrec)

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welcome to dencon. on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

I don’t know how much Denny’s pays their social media team but however much it is, it’s not enough


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Isn’t it nice how people twist their religious scripture to suit their weds but when it’s used against them it’s suddenly not okay

I talked to a monk about this quote once (we have mutual friends, and he came to a New Year’s Eve party at my shared art studio). He said this isn’t even talking about homosexuality. That the bible never actually says homosexuality is wrong. What that passage means is this:

Women were treated as subservient and it that you shouldn’t treat other men as subservient, like they are beneath you. It is not talking about homosexuality. If it was, it would say it outright since the bible lists other things outright.

I take the word of a monk who have studied the bible extensively more than a self proclaimed Christian.

The above text, I would like to point out is from the point of view of this translation of the original Hebrew. I spoke with my cousin’s rabbi on the matter and his response was different, saying that it was a mistranslation. See, the true translation says that a man shall not lie with another in the bed of a woman, which is to say, the Hebrews had a shit ton of rules about when a man was or was not allowed in a woman’s bed and private quarters (including, if she didn’t want you there, you weren’t allowed there. Hebrew women were also allowed to divorce their husbands and the image of the ‘oppressive Hebrew people’ is an image that was propogated by Christianity which, historically speaking, doesn’t treat the Jewish people too well and liked to paint them as being rather barbaric and backwards and cultish with their traditions, which, another piece of fun info, their traditions were one of the main reasons why the Jewish people were less likely, in medieval times, to die of the plague. Because washing your hands and avoiding the dead and vermin and the like was a lot of help. Of course the Christians persecuted them for not dying but that’s another matter. I’m sidetracked). So the verse is literally saying ‘Don’t fuck in some lady’s bed because that’s just goddamn rude’

Also, whenever a Christian brings the book of Leviticus up, you should feel free to point out that these are rules that were given to make the Hebrew people prepared for when the son of God came to earth. In Christianity, it’s believed the son of God was Jesus. So by following the rules set in Leviticus or pushing them as things we should follow, they’re saying that Jesus was not the son of God, and that Jesus did not, in fact, die for our sins. Jewish people believe, in their faith, that the son of God hasn’t yet been born, so many choose to follow these rules.

Most people of course roll their eyes when I explain the translation of the verse (full breakdown found here) but it’s always fun to point out the nature of the rules in Leviticus and the implications of following them. 

I’m a theology student and I am on the verge of crying because of how accurate this commentary is. Historical context is simultaneously the most interesting and most important part of interpreting any texts. 

Most religious people seem to base their beliefs on things that are severely mistranslated. I wish they would do their research before using the bible for hate.

I studied theology extensively and was going to become a theologist until I switched majors. The above commentary is 100% accurate and what I try to stress in a lot if conversations with Bible Thumpers.

Jesus also affirms the homosexual relationship between the Roman Centurion and his “slave”. The particular Greek word used to refer to this special slave was “pais”. Greek language studies and contexts show that a “pais” was a male love slave. Regular slaves were called “dolos”. The Centurion makes this distinction clearly when he asks Jesus to heal his slave (pais), and then to prove his status he tells Jesus that his slaves (dolos) go when he tells them to. But this slave (pais) was special. He was the Centurion’s lover.

Hearing this, Jesus was so amazed he says he had not found ANYONE ELSE who had such great faith. He then blesses the Centurion and heals his male lover.

Matthew 8:5-13


In short, the English adaptation is a mistranslated farce.


reblogging for the comments ^^^^^^

Saving for later, in case parents ever bring this up or I need to come out again and “for good”.

Reblogging for the history most people want to ignore.


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Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

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How can alcohol wash the infection from my scrapes,
Yet not wash the guilt from all my mistakes?
They both fill me with disease and worry a bit,
Yet guilt is the one who leaves me feeling like shit.

— I’m Sorry (By: poetryrec)
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I am going to hurt you. 
I’m going to hurt you so fucking bad,
Just hearing my name will tear your heart in two
And leave you stupidly sad. 

I’ll have you wishing you could tear your heart out,
Spilling saltwater from your eyes and bleeding,
Just a simple little lie to start out, 
Will turn into a whole life of misleading. 

One day you’ll be quiet and hidden,
The next screaming the pain away,
Maybe you’ll finally stop being bed ridden,
But today is not that day. 

You see I’ll break your fucking heart;
The pain will make you ache on every bone,
And the worst part is I’ll get a fresh start,
While I leave you feeling all alone. 

(By: poetryrec)

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*realizing the irony of her inability to breathe as she laughs hysterically at the last panel*

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when U leave the barber shop with that clean cut 


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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”


not even risking that shit

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