So I heard that you’re a criminal,
And that your life is so damn miserable,
But I don’t think that I would mind it,
If you stole my heart away.
And maybe I’m too literal,
But your eyes are so damn mystical,
The feeling’s too much to hide it,
The magic’s still here to this day.
realest thing I’ve seen in a while
this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.
August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy
Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”
Me: “What lights do you see on it?”
Client: “None. No lights.”
Me: “Plug it in.”
Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”
Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”
Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”
Me: “That’s normal for—”
Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”
"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"